Come one, come all to the most highly anticipated sports event of the season: The Superbowl. 

Sit back, relax, and watch the dream of manly men and advertisers everywhere unfold before your very eyes in our luxurious screening room at Tribeca Grand.  And for a mere $30, we’ll have plentiful delicious, dirty grub and specialty-priced pitchers & buckets of beer to complete the experience.

And even if you thought “pigskin” was a new type of pelt, or that ”face masks” are only at the spa, this can’t-be-missed television triumph has one thing with you in mind: Madonna. 

Oh, and sorry to disappoint, but the cute guy who prays isn’t playing in this one.  But Gisele’s husband will be there!